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Renberg
The Guardian
Renberg

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PostSubject: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyWed May 07, 2008 2:52 pm

Anak: Tays! Kains na tayos!!!

Ama: Gago!!! Tigilan mo ang kakalagay ng “s” sa salita mo!!! Ano ba ulam?

Anak: inigang na bangu na may ibuya at kamati… hmmmm… arap ng abaw!!!
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Renberg
The Guardian
Renberg

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyWed May 07, 2008 4:20 pm

Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter “M”

Pupil: Maroon!!!

Teacher: Anybody else??

Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maiolet…

Teacher: Mery ngood!!!
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Levantine
The Navigator
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyWed May 07, 2008 8:46 pm

amf... nang nabasa ko si Ngongo may iba pa akong naalalang ngongo joke... amf tlga... mullsh!t...

pw1 pw14
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Renberg
The Guardian
Renberg

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyTue May 13, 2008 2:03 pm

ATE: pabili ng pilis.
TINDERA: ano po?
A: pilis po!
T: ha? Dilis?
A: pilis po.
T: ano? Philip?
A: pilis nga! Yung nudols.
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Renberg
The Guardian
Renberg

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyTue May 13, 2008 2:05 pm

kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!

GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga
chuva eke k.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever!
Na chorva na!
GMA: ang tarushki! Maldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman
watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate.
GMA: oshah ba.
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Renberg
The Guardian
Renberg

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyTue May 13, 2008 2:08 pm

Magsyota naglalakad sa park:
GF: Hon, ihi muna ako
BF: Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan...
Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may mahawakan syang
mahaba sa gitna nito...
BF: Anak ng?! Bading ka ba o nagpalit na ng kasarian??
GF: Sira! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon. Tumatae na ako
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Arshtat
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyTue May 13, 2008 4:29 pm

pw6 o34 kadiri yung GF
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Renberg
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Renberg

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyTue May 13, 2008 8:27 pm

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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Aldaris
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Aldaris

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptySat Apr 25, 2009 10:54 am

"Nakahawak kanga ng mahigpit sakin pero sa iba ka naman nakatitig..."






































































































~mouse nagseselos sa monitor
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Jeyn
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Jeyn

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyFri May 01, 2009 8:11 pm

Mar Roxas (sumakay sa pedicab)

Bata: Ganito po buhay samen, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamit.

Mar: Ano bang gusto mo paglaki?

Bata: Ako po seaman.

Bantang Epal: Ako naman po artista.

Mar: Anak, itabi mo...





























lagpas na ako...

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jammyx
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyWed Jun 03, 2009 7:33 pm

meron ako nyan sa text hahahaha
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Jeyn
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Jeyn

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 6:34 am

2 bobo nag-uusap..

BOBO1 : 1+1?
BOBO2 : five!!
BOBO1 : ay!..(disappointed)
BOBO2 : bakit ka nalungkot?
BOBO1 : akala ko d mo alam eh..

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GIRL : uy! ganda ng ngipin mo ah..parang exams..
BOY : baket naman?
GIRL : one seat apart..

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joazian
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 7:11 pm

Jeyn wrote:
2 bobo nag-uusap..

BOBO1 : 1+1?
BOBO2 : five!!
BOBO1 : ay!..(disappointed)
BOBO2 : bakit ka nalungkot?
BOBO1 : akala ko d mo alam eh..

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GIRL : uy! ganda ng ngipin mo ah..parang exams..
BOY : baket naman?
GIRL : one seat apart..


ibang klase ka ate jeyn!!! hahahaha
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joazian
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 7:16 pm

Ako naman, hehehe. Hope you guys don't find this corny. Joke of the day 96765


dalawang magkaibigan na nakaupo sa bus stop, nag-uusap.

Boy1: Uy pre! Alam mo, ang sarap ng kinain ko kaninang lunch!
Boy2: Talaga? ano naman?
Boy1: Ano pa nga ba edi lechon manok! (umismid)

......after 5 minutes, nasuka si Boy1.........

Boy2: Oh! Akala ko ba lechon manok ang kinain mo? Eh bat dahon lang ng malunggay ang sinuka mo?
Boy1: Tanga! Bobo! Alangan namang isuka ko yung masarap!

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jammyx
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day   Joke of the day EmptyThu Jan 07, 2010 4:50 pm

hahahahaha
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