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PostSubject: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:41 am

Scrambledegg/Loi Pogi – Sa Pinas, iisa lang ang ibig sabihin ng sumusunod: “bisexual”, “metrosexual”, straight-curious”, “str8-tripper”, at “swinger” — mga baklang daig pa ang itik sa kembot ng balakang.

Awsom – Ang kudeta, pinapanood na parang concert ng mga tao.

Bobidax – There’s a sign in Bulacan, “Lahat ng kakaliwa, lumagi sa kanan”.

Shigella/Sid/Toink! – We have a full sentence composed of repating just one 1 syllable: “Bababa ba?”

Maximo/Pinay Goddess – Dito lang nakakamatay ang kantang, “My Way”.

Brics/Sydney – Every Pinoy clan has a “Tito Boy” and a “Tita Baby”.

Gorgeous Bitch – Dito lang may kurtina ang mga sasakyan.

Amber – Duktor na, nagnu-nurse pa, kasi mas malaki ang bayad.

Yelly – Pedestrians crossing a majoy highway or expressway.

Blue/Scrambledegg – Lahat ng artista gustong mag politiko, lahat ng politiko gustong mag-artista.

Rodel – We are all hermaphrodites because wherever you go, regardless of gender, you will be referred to as “mamser”.

Supremo – In da Pilipins, motorcyles and pedicabs are exempted from traffic rules.

Windburn – A senator named JOKER, and a cardinal named SIN.

Migokyla – In this country, slow cars stay on the leftmost lane, while fast cars overtake on the right lane.

Bobidax – Dito lang sa Pinas inuulam ang spaghetti sa rice.

Bebang – You see signs like, “Bawal homawak ang hendi bebeli. Kung ekaw ay bebeli malaya kang pomeli.”

Doorknob – We have doorbell names: Bing, Bong, Ding, Dong, Ping, Pong, Ting, Ging, Kring-kring.

Sayuri – Dito nalang pwede mag-concert ang The Letterman, The Platters, Air Supply, etc, kahit mga lolo na sila.

Cheyenne – Here, your in-laws’ visit can last 5 years!

No name/Mulangot – We Filipinos point with our lips.
Funny thing is, the farther the object is, the longer our lips become.

Major Ganda – Here, the stinkiest areas are those right under the signs, “Bawal umihi dito” and “Bawal magtapon ng basura dito”.

Ynaki- The Pinoy Christmas season begins in September and ends on Valentines.

Sayuri – Walls, corners, car doors and wheels are used as urinals.

Mr. Perk – Here, especially when commuting, you wear your backpack, in front.

Leitox – Where you can find people na binagyo at binaha na, nakangiti pa rin at kumakaway pag dinaanan ng camera.

Maynman – Squatters who put up “No Tresspassing” signs on their “property”.
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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:49 pm

mga anu yan??d ko magets hahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:42 pm

before the "-" ay mga speakers xD and everything they say are facts xD sadly wahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:51 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:11 am

Funny when you read about it, sad when you think about it.

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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 pm

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